- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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