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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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