Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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