knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Chuck norris

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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