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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Error 37.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

brittney griner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Boner

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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