I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Wanker

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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I am very humble.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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