- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

tommy is retared

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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