So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Sex vagina. lol.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why was the boy sad? because.

What's two plus two? Window

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

I wrote a funny joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

your no better than a cockroach

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Your face

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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