What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Daym im romantic

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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