What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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