Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Your dads dead. lol

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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