- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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