Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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mental kid

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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hey, my names mark.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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