- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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