- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

White men's rights

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

whats 69+2? 71

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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