One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A blind man watches TV

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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i hate black people

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Dont read this joke

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