What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Anti Joke

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