Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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