Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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kevin kim

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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