Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Hello penis

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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