A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Jesus Christ

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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