- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

No your aunties a joke

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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