Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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