- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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