- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

i saw amango it splootered

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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