Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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