- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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