What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Cancer

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

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