- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

knock knock? come in

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

my penis

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Cripples are lame.

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