- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Pain Olympics.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Jokes = Drained

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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