What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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