- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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