What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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