- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van