Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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