Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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