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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Anti Joke

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