- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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