What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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