Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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