- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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