What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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