- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's upside down? umop apisdn

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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