- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Death by kayak

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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