Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is life? Paul.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Seriosly. too much sex again?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Fat? Jesse Z

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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