Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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