What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

this website is a bad joke

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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