Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Yes

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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