- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Women's rights

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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