What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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