- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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