- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

were at work systems r down

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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