- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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