Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's better than a stick? A stone

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Want to hear a joke? No.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a black man? Rob

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...