What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

my penis

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

12 in general

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

knock knock? come in

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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