- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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