- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A Chinese man fails a math test

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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