- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

bite me

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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