Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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