- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

where's mom I killed her

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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