How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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