- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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