- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

race-car = rac-ecar

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.