Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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