- Anti Joke

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.