- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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