- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

antonis sister is mighty fine

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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