What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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