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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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