what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

womans having rights.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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