- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

a black man pays his child support

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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