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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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