what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Anti Joke

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