Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

women's rights

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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