- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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