- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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