- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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