- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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