- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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