What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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