There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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