- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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