What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Faithful men.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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