- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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