What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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