- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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