- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Apple hates Blackberry.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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