Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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