An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Matt is a Duster!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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