A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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