Whats green? The color green.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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