- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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