- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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