- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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