Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

i'm hard

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what did the black women name her child jamaal

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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