- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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