- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

someone called someone else a frog

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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