- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

You are joking right?

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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