Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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civil rights

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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