- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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