Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

SHUT UP JP

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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