- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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