A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats green? The color green.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

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