- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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