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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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