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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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