Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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God is real.

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Weaner

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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