a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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