- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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