- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.