- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many light bulbs? 1

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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