- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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