What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Weaner

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Men's rights

God is real.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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