- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

You idiot.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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