Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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