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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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