- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What rhymes with milk...milf

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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