- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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