What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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