- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what's funny about war? nothing!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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