Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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