- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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