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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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