- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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