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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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