Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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