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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game