What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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