- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

homosexual rights to marriage

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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